Crazy Donald Trump clown image Trump's Cabinet of Clowns Crazy Donald Trump clown image

Well, DJ Trump, it's time to Make America Great Again.

And by that, I don't mean that we need a $250 million ballroom. Did we ever?

We don't need global tariffs. We need the government to run and fund our workers.

We don't need partisan crap....we need a leader who will get something done for America.

Head Dumbass

I mean, Elon Musk
Elon Musk, Head Clown

He looks like a bad version of the Terminator,
or rather a "CyberTruck" version of the Terminator.
Vice President

JD Vance
JD Vance- Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of State

Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio- Clown Cabinet

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Scott Bessent
Scott Bessent- Clown Cabinet

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Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth- Clown Cabinet

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Secretary of Justice

Pam Bondi
Pam Bondi- Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of the Interior

Doug Burgum
Doug Burgum- Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of Agriculture

Brooke Rollins
Brooke Rollins- Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of Commerce

Howard Lutnick
Howard Lutnick- Clown Cabinet

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Secretary of Labor

Lori Chavez-DeRemer
Lori Chavez-DeRemer - Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of Health and Human Services

Robert Kennedy Jr.
Robert Kennedy Jr - Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of Housing and Ubran Development

Scott Turner
Scott Turner - Clown Cabinet

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Sean Duffy
Sean Duffy - Clown Cabinet

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Secretary of Energy

Chris Wright
Chris Wright - Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of Education

Linda McMahon
Linda McMahon - Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Doug Collins
Doug Collins - Clown Cabinet

Wikipedia		 Secretary of Homeland Security

Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem - Clown Cabinet

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Current Headlines

The Fallen Clowns

Department of Justice

Matt Gaetz
Matt Gaetz - ClownRed X, signifying someone who is a clown

Opinion: Why Trump’s Clown Cabinet of Deplorables Is a No-Joke Circus

The hodgepodge team (of clowns obviously).

The Billionaire's Club - it certainly helps to have money! (Trump will need it)

As a last note, I (personally, my opinion, etc.) can't believe that we are even here again. It's not that the Democrats effectively shot themselves in the foot (again), but that Trump seemingly didn't learn much from his first go-round as being President. I would really had hoped that Trump would have surrounded himself with people who actually have strong backgrounds in their fields, not just celebrities with bleached teeth. But then again, Trump loves nothing more than the celebrity spotilight.